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CARTOON RAP BATTLES! EPISODE 1! INUYASHA VS DANTE

Dante: Fighting demons thats what I do and to win I don't even have to fight you. You think you can beat me your a cat I'll blow you away with Ebony and Ivory RATTA-TAT-TAT I eat demons for breakfast Now your on my checklist A cat with a sword trying to beat a Devil Hunter Better call animal abuse cause I'll turn into a punter

Inuyasha: I might look like a cat but your a pussy. You better step back hunter cause I'm about to get pushy. Yeah what you gonna do I'm a demon dog. I'll make your whole life fog. My swords my fathers fang and you know I'm gonna win. Is that the phone ringing? Oh yeah I called it.

WHATS THIS? ITS THE GREAT DOG DEMON AND SPARDA!

Sparda: Yeah our sons battled before. But now its time for a real demon war. Yeah I'm called the Legendary Dark Knight. Sealed myself up but now I'm back to fight. I woke up to justice. Now I'm fixing to conquer you , call me Caesar Augustus.

The Great Dog Demon: Ha conquer I took over the western lands. Get ready your about to fall like sands at my hands. To beat you I don't need my true form. I'll just grab my sword and swarm. Dark Knight? I'm a general. How can I be afraid of you when your lacking genitals.

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

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